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The problem with January and February too
Is, everyone you meet has a cold or the flu
They’ll tell you their symptoms in graphic detail
And of course it is fatal if you are a male!
Croaking and coughing, saying ‘Everyone’s got it’
As they put snotty tissues back into their pocket
They say ‘don’t come near me ‘cos I have the flu’
While proceeding to lean in to hug and kiss you
Yuk! Keep your distance, stay in and drink tea
I don’t want your germs spread all over me
Go bury yourself in your bed and don’t leave
Until you quit wiping your nose on your sleeve
They moan they can’t eat, there’s no taste and no flavour
And I’m thinking, the weight loss will do you a favour
Through Christmas you’ve piled on the pounds getting pissed
So a few calories lost will not go unmissed
Folk sit in the doctors hoping for some relief
But the doc is sick to the back of his teeth
Of the old woman coughing and the pale heavy breather
He’s thinking ‘Piss Off’ I don’t want it either
The wait room’s full, people think they’re near death
And that germ ridden seat’s where they’ll take their last breath
The doctor can’t cope with the silly old fools
Who are all off their heads popping lemsip capsules
We have to accept Jan and Feb time is freaky
A time when we all start to feel a bit peaky
Stop spreading your germs, don’t visit me, just text
I’m seriously hoping that I won’t be next!!