Tip Tuesday: Airspeed & Groundspeed
What is the difference between Ground speed and Air speed – and why do we need to know?
With Christmas time jumping, it is safe to say
Prepare for cold weather to disrupt your day
Temperatures dropping throughout your freefalls
You need to have pretty big jingle-bell balls!
You will have your suits to protect you somewhat
It does make more sense to go jump somewhere hot
As when that wind bites, feeling like minus thirty
Your face will resemble a pink frozen turkey
I have an idea, could prove to be awkward
Replace reindeer with wingsuits, could be the way forward
Imagine the striking sight over our skies
Seeing Santa being pulled by eight wingsuited guys
We'd think we've gone mad, cos flying reindeer aren’t weird??
We're told how they fly that fat man with the beard
But times have moved on, an update there should be
Men flying with presents would sure impress me
We should embrace change, life's not hearts and roses
At least they'd still have big red glowing noses
I'm sure the big man would enjoy all the banter
Let's face it a helmet's safer than an antler
Meanwhile, to all Christmas jumpers out there
It's cold when you're thousands of feet in the air
Go jump somewhere hot, fly over the ocean
Keep your chestnuts roasted not your snowballs deep frozen!!